{"id":3610,"date":"2020-07-18T11:45:14","date_gmt":"2020-07-18T09:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nyje.al\/?p=3610"},"modified":"2024-09-11T13:55:05","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T11:55:05","slug":"a-po-ma-man-bashkine-per-nja-15-dite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nyje.al\/sq\/a-po-ma-man-bashkine-per-nja-15-dite\/","title":{"rendered":"A po ma man bashkin\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00e2 15 dit\u00eb?!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Fejton| Satir\u00eb |18.07.2020\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>

-A je si je Xhelal Mziu? Si t\u2019kam? A ma kie numrin a ma ke fshi?<\/span>
-O njateta Rakip Suli. Si ore s\u2019ta kam\u2026jena patriota e dashamirsa, mrapa rivala politik or Rakip. Ta kam, ene me fotografi biles. M\u2019del fotoja jote me kmish\u00eb t\u2019bardh\u00eb e kollare sa t\u2019mi bish.<\/span>
-Aaaa ta njefsha t\u2019majr\u00ebn se p\u00ebr kta t\u2019i rash\u00eb telefonit. Kur po e lam ni takim se kam me t\u2019than ni sen. Du me t\u2019kerku ni nder.<\/span>
-Qish sot se un pa pun\u00eb jam\u2026e di ti.<\/span>
-A sh\u00ebjfna te ai lokali jon\u00eb si saher. Te ai lokali si ka n\u2019mur at\u00eb foton bardh e zi t\u00eb asaj cauc\u00ebs amerikane me buztt e kuqe e me fistanin pak t\u2019grejt\u00ebm. Nuse n\u2019konak t\u2019familjes Kenedy\u2026se s\u2019asht te mu kujtue emri p\u00ebr momentin.<\/span>
-Merlin Monrose i te than?<\/span>
-Ha t\u2019lumt\u00eb. Po, mu ajo.<\/span>
-Ka ora 7 masdite, si t\u00eb duket?<\/span>
-Po shum mir asht\u2019 p\u00ebr mu.<\/span>
-N\u2019rregull. Mirutakofshim pra.<\/span><\/p>

Kryetari hoqi telefonin nga veshi dhe po shikonte dhe nj\u00ebher\u00eb emrin e bashk\u00ebbiseduesit n\u00eb ekran pak p\u00ebrpara se t\u00eb mbyllte bised\u00ebn. N\u00eb ekran shkruante \u201cxhelal mz\u201d dhe sip\u00ebr emrit po pulsonte me t\u00eb kuqe \u201c01.22\u201d q\u00eb ishte koha e bised\u00ebs q\u00eb kishte q\u00ebndruar me t\u00eb n\u00eb telefon. Po mendonte me vete se si t\u2019ja thoshte? A mund t\u00eb ishte ndonj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr q\u00eb mund ta kryente k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb? Mos do e merrte p\u00ebr provokim a fyerje at\u00eb propozim? 15 dit\u00eb mos jan\u00eb shum\u00eb? I largoi t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto ide teksa n\u00eb sfond, nga kompjuteri i zyr\u00ebs po jepej k\u00ebnga patriotike \u201cret\u00eb e zeza\u201d ku mes vargjeve flitej p\u00ebr karakterin e dibranit. K\u00ebshilltari e njoftoi n\u00eb moment q\u00eb kishte p\u00ebr t\u2019u paraqitur n\u00eb nj\u00eb event p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00ebrhequr \u00e7mimin e solidaritetit t\u00eb konkursit t\u00eb jav\u00ebs europiane.<\/span><\/p>

-Urdh\u00ebro tekstin. Hidhja nj\u00eb sy,- i tha k\u00ebshilltari.<\/span>
-Aaaaa m\u00eb \u00e7mend\u00ebt ju jugort orti me k\u00ebto frazat. Hidhja nj\u00eb sy. Jo po hidhja t\u00eb dy syt\u00eb. Hidhi dhe pak rigon.<\/span><\/p>

K\u00ebshilltari nuk foli fare dhe po e shikonte n\u00eb t\u00eb dy syt\u00eb kryetarin dhe nuk e kuptoi pse po i b\u00ebnte nj\u00eb zb\u00ebrthim kaq teknik idiom\u00ebs s\u00eb tij p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn ishte shum\u00eb i qart\u00eb se \u00e7far\u00eb n\u00ebnkuptonte dhe se kurr\u00eb nuk e kishte menduar n\u00eb at\u00eb form\u00eb. Iu dik sikur u ngat\u00ebrruan rolet: kryetari n\u00eb at\u00eb moment po b\u00ebnte k\u00ebshilltarin e tij.<\/span><\/p>

-T\u2019kam marr\u00eb se e kishe CV-n\u00eb 22 faqe, se un\u00eb s\u2019i kam pas qef asniher kto ndasit\u00eb etnike. Mu m\u00eb intereson puna jo nga je ti a ku je nip,- i tha kryetari.<\/span>
-Po kryetar,e kam dalluar k\u00ebt\u00eb – iu pergjigj. Dhe p\u00ebr tek ky event i thuaj n\u00ebnkryetares t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb sepse kam nj\u00eb takim tjet\u00ebr un\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebndesish\u00ebm. M\u00eb duhet t\u00eb shkoj se s\u2019b\u00ebn.<\/span><\/p>

Ora sh\u00ebnoi 08.58. Kamarieri i ri i barit nuk e fshehu dot g\u00ebzimin e habin\u00eb q\u00eb n\u00eb lokal u fut kryetari i bashkis\u00eb. Menj\u00ebher\u00eb pa nga tavolina drejt t\u00eb cil\u00ebs u drejtua kryetari n\u00ebse ishte n\u00eb rregull ose jo. Tavolina ishte e pastruar. U qet\u00ebsua. Kryetari iu afrua tavolin\u00ebs dhe u ul n\u00eb nj\u00eb nga kat\u00ebr karriget, t\u00eb cilat n\u00eb at\u00eb k\u00ebnd t\u00eb barit ishin kolltuqe t\u00eb m\u00ebdha klasike. Kamarieri u nis p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb porosin\u00eb por m\u00eb pas u ndal kur pa se kryetari po nd\u00ebrronte vend, e po dilte nga krahu i djatht\u00eb i tavolin\u00ebs.<\/span><\/p>

-P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje. Me se mund t\u2019ju sh\u00ebrbej?<\/span>
-P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje djal\u2019. Un\u00eb dua nj\u00eb\u2026.ja se erdhi. T\u00eb vije ai miku dhe ta japim porosine bashk\u00eb. Shko se t\u00eb th\u00ebrrasim vet.<\/span>
***<\/span>
-Smu ka besu aaa\u2026<\/span>
-Jo vallahi as mu. Po qe, u takum. Po ha? Qish bone? Qish shkove?<\/span>
-Pun\u00eb shum\u00eb vallahi. Bashki e madhe kjo e Kamz\u00ebs. Zor mu menaxhu. I fort\u00eb je kan, ta thom pa hile. N\u2019Kam\u00ebz duhen dy kryetar bashkie me e drejtu. Me nja nuk i dilet. E q\u00eb t\u2019i bie shkurt. T\u2019dal n\u2019tem\u00eb mos t\u00eb sorollati ma shum\u00eb\u2026.pheejjj\u2026Vallahi po m\u2019vjen pak r\u00e2n me ta than\u00eb\u2026<\/span>
-Mos kie marre bre. Thuja shoqit tan.<\/span>
-Puna asht se jam te dasht me ik nja 15 dit\u00eb n\u00eb plazh e thash mos po ma run bashkin\u00eb se s\u2019mun e la vet\u00ebm. Si thu?<\/span>
-Boll bre or dashamir. Ene 15 vjet si t\u2019dush ta maj un\u00eb.<\/span>
-Hahaha jo jo e di se si t\u2019i kcejsh ti bashkis\u00eb s\u2019di me i zdrip mo. S\u2019ka Kushtetut\u00eb e Kod Zgjedhor si t\u00eb nalon.<\/span>
-Nuk kam ra nej her\u00eb prej kali un o Rakip! Edhe her\u00ebn e fundit m\u2019la udha, jo kali.<\/span>
-Aaaa si m\u2019i ledhaton kto llafet orti! Qe \u00e7elsat e bashkis\u00eb. Ma gzofsh p\u00ebr nja 15 dit\u00eb. Ia pafsh hajrin.<\/span><\/p>

Kryetari la \u00e7elsat mbi tavolin\u00eb dhe po ankohej p\u00ebr kamarierin q\u00eb nuk po vinte t\u00eb merrte porosin\u00eb. Thirri me t\u00eb madhe: \u201cJan\u00eb dy burra k\u00ebtu q\u00eb po t\u00eb presin ty or pehlivan. Luji kamtt ose u \u00e7um, n\u2019drrum lokal. Hajde mo.\u201d<\/span>
U duk sikur vonesa e kamarierit i fyu klient\u00ebt pasi t\u00eb dy u drejtuan p\u00ebr nga dera duke e braktisur barin.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fejton| Satir\u00eb |18.07.2020\u00a0 -A je si je Xhelal Mziu? Si t\u2019kam? A ma kie numrin a ma ke fshi?-O njateta Rakip Suli. Si ore s\u2019ta kam\u2026jena patriota e dashamirsa, mrapa rivala politik or Rakip. Ta kam, ene me fotografi biles. M\u2019del fotoja jote me kmish\u00eb t\u2019bardh\u00eb e kollare sa t\u2019mi bish.-Aaaa ta njefsha t\u2019majr\u00ebn se p\u00ebr kta t\u2019i rash\u00eb telefonit. Kur po e lam ni takim se kam me t\u2019than ni sen. Du me t\u2019kerku ni nder.-Qish sot se un pa pun\u00eb jam\u2026e di ti.-A sh\u00ebjfna te ai lokali jon\u00eb si saher. Te ai lokali si ka n\u2019mur at\u00eb foton bardh e zi t\u00eb asaj cauc\u00ebs amerikane me buztt e kuqe e me fistanin pak t\u2019grejt\u00ebm. Nuse n\u2019konak t\u2019familjes Kenedy\u2026se s\u2019asht te mu kujtue emri p\u00ebr momentin.-Merlin Monrose i te than?-Ha t\u2019lumt\u00eb. Po, mu ajo.-Ka ora 7 masdite, si t\u00eb duket?-Po shum mir asht\u2019 p\u00ebr mu.-N\u2019rregull. Mirutakofshim pra. Kryetari hoqi telefonin nga veshi dhe po shikonte dhe nj\u00ebher\u00eb emrin e bashk\u00ebbiseduesit n\u00eb ekran pak p\u00ebrpara se t\u00eb mbyllte bised\u00ebn. N\u00eb ekran shkruante \u201cxhelal mz\u201d dhe sip\u00ebr emrit po pulsonte me t\u00eb kuqe \u201c01.22\u201d q\u00eb ishte koha e bised\u00ebs q\u00eb kishte q\u00ebndruar me t\u00eb n\u00eb telefon. Po mendonte me vete se si t\u2019ja thoshte? A mund t\u00eb ishte ndonj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr q\u00eb mund ta kryente k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb? Mos do e merrte p\u00ebr provokim a fyerje at\u00eb propozim? 15 dit\u00eb mos jan\u00eb shum\u00eb? I largoi t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto ide teksa n\u00eb sfond, nga kompjuteri i zyr\u00ebs po jepej k\u00ebnga patriotike \u201cret\u00eb e zeza\u201d ku mes vargjeve flitej p\u00ebr karakterin e dibranit. K\u00ebshilltari e njoftoi n\u00eb moment q\u00eb kishte p\u00ebr t\u2019u paraqitur n\u00eb nj\u00eb event p\u00ebr t\u00eb t\u00ebrhequr \u00e7mimin e solidaritetit t\u00eb konkursit t\u00eb jav\u00ebs europiane. -Urdh\u00ebro tekstin. Hidhja nj\u00eb sy,- i tha k\u00ebshilltari.-Aaaaa m\u00eb \u00e7mend\u00ebt ju jugort orti me k\u00ebto frazat. Hidhja nj\u00eb sy. Jo po hidhja t\u00eb dy syt\u00eb. Hidhi dhe pak rigon. K\u00ebshilltari nuk foli fare dhe po e shikonte n\u00eb t\u00eb dy syt\u00eb kryetarin dhe nuk e kuptoi pse po i b\u00ebnte nj\u00eb zb\u00ebrthim kaq teknik idiom\u00ebs s\u00eb tij p\u00ebr t\u00eb cil\u00ebn ishte shum\u00eb i qart\u00eb se \u00e7far\u00eb n\u00ebnkuptonte dhe se kurr\u00eb nuk e kishte menduar n\u00eb at\u00eb form\u00eb. Iu dik sikur u ngat\u00ebrruan rolet: kryetari n\u00eb at\u00eb moment po b\u00ebnte k\u00ebshilltarin e tij. -T\u2019kam marr\u00eb se e kishe CV-n\u00eb 22 faqe, se un\u00eb s\u2019i kam pas qef asniher kto ndasit\u00eb etnike. Mu m\u00eb intereson puna jo nga je ti a ku je nip,- i tha kryetari.-Po kryetar,e kam dalluar k\u00ebt\u00eb – iu pergjigj. Dhe p\u00ebr tek ky event i thuaj n\u00ebnkryetares t\u00eb shkoj\u00eb sepse kam nj\u00eb takim tjet\u00ebr un\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebndesish\u00ebm. M\u00eb duhet t\u00eb shkoj se s\u2019b\u00ebn. Ora sh\u00ebnoi 08.58. Kamarieri i ri i barit nuk e fshehu dot g\u00ebzimin e habin\u00eb q\u00eb n\u00eb lokal u fut kryetari i bashkis\u00eb. Menj\u00ebher\u00eb pa nga tavolina drejt t\u00eb cil\u00ebs u drejtua kryetari n\u00ebse ishte n\u00eb rregull ose jo. Tavolina ishte e pastruar. U qet\u00ebsua. Kryetari iu afrua tavolin\u00ebs dhe u ul n\u00eb nj\u00eb nga kat\u00ebr karriget, t\u00eb cilat n\u00eb at\u00eb k\u00ebnd t\u00eb barit ishin kolltuqe t\u00eb m\u00ebdha klasike. Kamarieri u nis p\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb porosin\u00eb por m\u00eb pas u ndal kur pa se kryetari po nd\u00ebrronte vend, e po dilte nga krahu i djatht\u00eb i tavolin\u00ebs. -P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje. Me se mund t\u2019ju sh\u00ebrbej?-P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje djal\u2019. Un\u00eb dua nj\u00eb\u2026.ja se erdhi. T\u00eb vije ai miku dhe ta japim porosine bashk\u00eb. Shko se t\u00eb th\u00ebrrasim vet.***-Smu ka besu aaa\u2026-Jo vallahi as mu. Po qe, u takum. Po ha? Qish bone? Qish shkove?-Pun\u00eb shum\u00eb vallahi. Bashki e madhe kjo e Kamz\u00ebs. Zor mu menaxhu. I fort\u00eb je kan, ta thom pa hile. N\u2019Kam\u00ebz duhen dy kryetar bashkie me e drejtu. Me nja nuk i dilet. E q\u00eb t\u2019i bie shkurt. T\u2019dal n\u2019tem\u00eb mos t\u00eb sorollati ma shum\u00eb\u2026.pheejjj\u2026Vallahi po m\u2019vjen pak r\u00e2n me ta than\u00eb\u2026-Mos kie marre bre. Thuja shoqit tan.-Puna asht se jam te dasht me ik nja 15 dit\u00eb n\u00eb plazh e thash mos po ma run bashkin\u00eb se s\u2019mun e la vet\u00ebm. Si thu?-Boll bre or dashamir. Ene 15 vjet si t\u2019dush ta maj un\u00eb.-Hahaha jo jo e di se si t\u2019i kcejsh ti bashkis\u00eb s\u2019di me i zdrip mo. S\u2019ka Kushtetut\u00eb e Kod Zgjedhor si t\u00eb nalon.-Nuk kam ra nej her\u00eb prej kali un o Rakip! Edhe her\u00ebn e fundit m\u2019la udha, jo kali.-Aaaa si m\u2019i ledhaton kto llafet orti! Qe \u00e7elsat e bashkis\u00eb. Ma gzofsh p\u00ebr nja 15 dit\u00eb. Ia pafsh hajrin. Kryetari la \u00e7elsat mbi tavolin\u00eb dhe po ankohej p\u00ebr kamarierin q\u00eb nuk po vinte t\u00eb merrte porosin\u00eb. Thirri me t\u00eb madhe: \u201cJan\u00eb dy burra k\u00ebtu q\u00eb po t\u00eb presin ty or pehlivan. Luji kamtt ose u \u00e7um, n\u2019drrum lokal. Hajde mo.\u201dU duk sikur vonesa e kamarierit i fyu klient\u00ebt pasi t\u00eb dy u drejtuan p\u00ebr nga dera duke e braktisur 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